"The seas only gifts are harsh blows,
and occasionally the chance to feel strong.
Now, I don’t know much about the sea, but I do know thats the way it is here.
And I also know how important it is in life, not necessarily to be strong,
but to feel strong.
To measure yourself at least once.
To find yourself at least once in the most ancient of human conditions.
Facing the blind, deaf stone alone. with nothing to help you, but your hands and your own head."
— Into The Wild
The secret recipe for one of America’s most sought after urban social pasttimes has finally been revealed. Now, thanks to the hard work and vast research by Escape The Machine, you too will be taught the secrets to this hand crafted slum desert.
crack.
(add chocolates chips, and season to taste)

How To Make Crack (common method)
This is the most common method. Get a spoon and mix 2 parts of cocaine hydrochloride (regular cocaine) to 1 part baking soda in some water.
Heat solution gently (with a lighter or candle) until white precipitates form, and stop heating when precipitation stops.
After gentle heating, the freebase cocaine will float to the top, any excess soda will settle on the bottom.
Collect the compound that rises to the top, and you have the finished product, ready to use.
What you’re trying to do is start and sustain a chemical reaction (bonding the hydrochloride with the base-soda) so as long as the reaction is happening you don’t have to continue heating.
How To Make Crack (uncommon method)
I’ve never seen anyone try this method. You make crack as described above, then wash it with water and allow to dry for a day.
Mix 2 parts of cocaine hydrochloride to 1 part baking soda in some water. Heat solution gently until white precipitates form, and stop heating when precipitation stops.
Collect the freebase cocaine that floats to the top.
Wash freebase once with water (this procedure usually omitted in street product).
Dry 24 hours under heat lamp (this procedure usually omitted in street product).
I know many of you guys were wondering this hand crafted urban enjoyment potion has been passed down through generations. Now, thanks to minutes and minutes of relentless research, Escape The Machine is proud to reveal the mystery to one of the most in demand party favors in the world.
crack.
(for the record, ETM has never hit the glass dick)
How To Make Crack (common method)
This is the most common method. Get a spoon and mix 2 parts of cocaine hydrochloride (regular cocaine) to 1 part baking soda in some water.
Heat solution gently (with a lighter or candle) until white precipitates form, and stop heating when precipitation stops.
After gentle heating, the freebase cocaine will float to the top, any excess soda will settle on the bottom.
Collect the compound that rises to the top, and you have the finished product, ready to use.
What you’re trying to do is start and sustain a chemical reaction (bonding the hydrochloride with the base-soda) so as long as the reaction is happening you don’t have to continue heating.
How To Make Crack (uncommon method)
I’ve never seen anyone try this method. You make crack as described above, then wash it with water and allow to dry for a day.
Mix 2 parts of cocaine hydrochloride to 1 part baking soda in some water. Heat solution gently until white precipitates form, and stop heating when precipitation stops.
Collect the freebase cocaine that floats to the top.
Wash freebase once with water (this procedure usually omitted in street product).
Dry 24 hours under heat lamp (this procedure usually omitted in street product).